Remember Waylon Lowe? He went 2-2 in the UFC in a fairly unremarkable run, trading losses to Melvin Guillard and Nik Lentz with wins over Willamy Freire and Steve Lopez. He’s since dropped to featherweight and has made his debut in the World Series of Fighting and now he’s suing a Philadelphia Sex Shop over some penis cream.
We wish we were making this up.
In the complaint, filed May 14, Lowe claims he had used the desensitizing gel previously without problem. And when he applied it last Sept. 1, he and his fiancée began lovemaking without incident. But when their 3-year-old daughter awoke, the fiancée interrupted their intercourse to attend to her, according to the lawsuit.
Before she returned, Lowe “began to experience excruciating pain and pressure in his penis,” the lawsuit states. “He removed the condom and his penis swelled significantly. He sought emergency medical treatment and follow-up care thereafter.”
Apparently Lowe suffered “catastrophic and permanent damage,” including “penile scarring, loss of sensation and function; nerve and tissue damage; humiliation, embarrassment and mental anguish; lost wages and earning capacity; and loss of life’s pleasures.”